Let’s Go For Movie.
Chintu: Let’s Go For Movie. Mintu: Shit, A Doctor’s Appointment Today. Chintu: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.
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Corona Virus male hai ya Female
Santa ne Banta se poocha Corona Virus male hai ya Female? Banta- Corona Virus Female hai kyoki eski koi dawa nahi aur ye logo ko bahut paresaan kar rahi hai
Pizza Hut Dehradun India
Pizza Hut Dehradun India Vishu – I am at you outlet and I need wifi password. PizzaHut – You need to buy a drink first Vishu – Alright. I am ordering a coke! PizzaHut – Nice Vishu – So what is the wifi password? PizzaHut – “you need to buy a drink first”. No spaces….
School teacher sent home a note..:..
School teacher sent home a note..:.. . . ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note back: . . ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem. : Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy…
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life???? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me ??
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill. ???
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?”
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”
Wife: How would you describe me???
Wife: How would you describe me???? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about I,J,K? Husband: I’m just kidding! ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Teacher: “What Is Your Name????
Teacher: “What Is Your Name????” Student: “My Name Is Beautiful Red Underwear” Teacher: “What Kind Of A Name Is This? Don’t Joke, Tell Me The Right Name” Student: “My Name Is Sunderlal Chadda“ ??
Kya yeh cheeta khargosh ko pakad payega? ?
Kya yeh cheeta khargosh ko pakad payega? dekhte rahiye lockdown ke ant tak kya hota hai ?? NRIApps.com NRIFriends.net NRIForShaadi.com