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santa was painting his home suddenly he got an idea 2 save money he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..! Same as above Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.  

A man was sitting near a dog. Another man appeared there and asked the first man Does your dog bites? Man: No The second man sits and the dog bites him! Second man angrily: “You said it does not bites!” Man: “This is not my dog.” Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com…

Ek Baar Gajodhar Cold drinks ki dukan par gaya Or Dukandar se bola..!! Ek pepsi bottle kholo bhai.. Dukandar ne khol di. Phir kaha aik 7-up bhi kholo.. Dukandar ne khol di. Phir kaha aik sprite bhi kholo.. Dukandar ne khol di. Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew bhi kholo yaar.. Dukandar ko gussa aya aur…

  Kanjus ke ghar mehman aaye huye thee Kanjus:Thanda piyoge ya garam?? Mehman:Thanda.. Kanjus:Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?? Mehmaan:Pepsi. Kanjus:Bottle mein piyoge ya glass me ?? Mehmaan:Glass me. Kanjus:simple glass me ya design wala ?? Mehmaan:Design ­ wala Kanjus:Lines wala ya flowers wala.. ?? Mehman:Flowers ­ wala. Kanjus:Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.. ?? Mehman:Chameli ­ wala….

  Gajodhar ek doctor se bola– doctor saheb aap ghar chalne ki kitni fees lete ho? Doctor–300 rupaye… Gajodhar–thik hai chalo jaldi pahuchna hai… Doctor ne apni car nikali aur Gajodhar ke saath 30km door uske ghar agya… Doctor bola– patient kaha hai..? Gajodhar– koi patient nahi hai… taxi wale 500 mang rahe the… aap…

2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo TENT laga ke soo gaye. RAAT ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli.   Usne dusre ko jaga ke kaha: Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai..??   2nd: Bahut sare sitare 1st: Isse kya pata chalta hai.. ?? 2nd: Aasman khubsurat…

Phone Was On Charge And Phone Was On Silent Should Be Considered As International Excuses For Not Answering The Phone. Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.

Exam ke time…   Madam Gajodhar se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho? Gajodhar ne koi jawab nahi diya Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho? Gajodhar fir chup raha Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho? Gajodhar is bar bhi chup Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul…

Ek mahila ghar par akeli thi, Tabhi darwaje par dastak hui! Usne jaise hi darwaja khola Toh ek anjan adami khada tha.! Wo dekhte hi bolta… Arey aap toh bahut khub surat hai..! Mahila ghabra gayi… agale teen chaar din tak aisa hi chlata raha… Toh mahila ne tang akar yah baat apni paati ko…

When I open my mail inbox, Ifind: 10 banks are giving me easyloans. I have won GBP 10000000 andUSD 500000 for unknownreasons. 10 Job companies have bestjobs for me. 5 matrimonial sites have mostsuited matches for me. Dr. Batra has claimed that hewill cure my hair fall & greying. 3 universities are giving medegrees in…