Jokes

Teacher: How Will You Get A Lemon From The Lemon Tree That Is In TheMiddle Of A River…? Student: Become A And Get It Bird… Teacher: Who Is Going To Make You Bird…? Student:The One Who Will Plant A Lemon Tree In The Middle Of A River… Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from…

Gajodhar was playing a cricket match. When his individual score reached 35, he took his helmet off, pointed his bat at the stadium and looked at the sky. His partner was surprised. ” You have not reached a 50 or a 100, the team also hasn’t crossed a milestone, so why are you so excited…

Madam: Baccho Batao Sabse Zyada Nasha Kis Me Hota Hai… Student:In Books Madam… Madam:How’s That? Student: As Soon As You Open It You Start Feeling Sleepy… NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join and post local NRI events for free, create local NRI groups, post jobs and…

Teacher :“Har Successful Aadmi Ke Piche Aurat Ka haat Hota Hai…”Iss Sentence Se Tum koKya Samajh Aaya..? Student:“Yehi ki Books Me Time Waste Karne Se Better Hai,Kisi Ladki Ke Pichhe Jaana..” Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.

Sir :Gajodhar Tell A Joke… Gajodhar :Sir I Can’t Tell A Joke In Front Of The Class… Sir : Why? Gajodhar :“If They Don’t Like My Joke They Will Laugh On Me…” Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.

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santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai. NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join and post local NRI…

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he. Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide Web portals

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna. Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.. Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide Web portals