Be Practical In Life
An Apple A Day Is Almost A Thousand Rupees A Month. Visiting A Doctor Is Cheaper…!! Be Practical…!!
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Wanna Dance With Me?
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club. One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful. Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl. Pappu: “Hi” Ugly Girl: “Hi” Pappu: “Wanna Dance?” Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not” Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“
Guy went for an interview at a big IT company
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
कुछ अनकही कुछ अनसुनी
कल सैलून वाले क़ी दुकान पर एक स्लोगन पढा़ .. “हम दिल का बोझ तो नहीं पर सिर का बोझ जरूर हल्का कर सकते हैं “..? लाइट क़ी दुकान वाले ने बोर्ड के नीचे लिखवाया .. “आपके दिमाग की बत्ती भले ही जले या ना जले,परंतु हमारा बल्ब ज़रूर जलेगा “.. ? चाय के होटल…
Walked Through The Forest
Banta Walked Through The Forest When He Heard Someone Crying For Help. He Found A Dwarf, Stuck In A Trap. He Freed The Dwarf, And The Dwarf Granted Him Two Wishes. “My First Wish,” Banta Said, “Is A Bottle Of Whiskey That Will Never Fall Empty.” And Flash, There Was The Bottle. Banta Opened It,…
Difference Between Complete & Finish
People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish. But There Is When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete. And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished. And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!
How Do You Motivate Your Employees To Be So Punctual
A British Asked A Question To Memon Company Owner. How Do You Motivate Your Employees To Be So Punctual? He Smiled And Replied: “Its Simple; I Have 30 Employees And 29 Parking Spaces And . ‘One Is pAID pARKING’
A boy met a girl in Metro
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww… Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
3 ways to catch tiger
newton: allow tiger to catch u & catch it Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch. Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger
After robbing the bank
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes, I saw you. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk: Did you? Second Clerk: No, but my wife saw you!