Jokes

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears…

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Santa’s guide Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa : That is Tipu

Husband,Babaji Ka Pravachan Sunke Aya Aur Patni Ko Godd Me Utha Liya, Wife romantically: – Babaji Ne Pranay Leela Karne Ko Kaha Hai Kya? Husband:- Nahi Rajjo rani , Babaji Ne Kaha He Ki “Apna Dukh Khud Uthana Chahiye”. One of the best matrimonial match making app

1) Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai.. 2) Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga. Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge? Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho…

1)Wife to Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ? Husband remains silent ? Wife: what is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait.. let me count…yr 2)husband:-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.. wife – ha..to? husband-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu na.. wife: ok but -soch lo ….!!!!draupati k 5 pati…

wife:(SMS).. hi baby husband: Hi honey (sending failed…) wife: hi..r u there?? husband: yes yes i am here..sweetheart (sending failed….) wife: r u ignoring me or what?? husband: no..no honey.. i am trying to reply u (sending failed…) wife: its over don’t ever talk me again.. husband: ok.. jaa mar..kahin bhi (message sent..) yeeeeee..lag gayi…