A drunken blind man walks into a bar and after conversing with the locals finally yells, “Hey, do you want to hear a really funny blonde joke?” The gentleman beside him says to him in a hushed voice, “You might not want to tell that joke since everyone here IS blonde including that 250 pound…
On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the…
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and…
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she…
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Guy was on a date with a Blonde girl, driving in his ferrari. Guy: Honey, there is something I have to tell you. Girl: What is it? Guy: I’m married! Girl: You scared me, I thought the Ferrari is not yours. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s No. 1 App for Matchmaking & Matrimonial of Indian Singles…
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There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS… 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7….
Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?” Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.” Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?” Blonde: “No, but I figure…
