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Girlfriend’s Problems with Boyfriend after Marriage A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband…
Once I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?” He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” I asked “Can you explain?” He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides…
Phoolwala: "Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. Boy: "Meri gf nahi hai.. Phoolwala: "To mangetar ke liye le lo… Boy: "Meri mangetar nahi hai.. Phoolwala: "To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. Boy: "Meri biwi bhi nahi hai… Phoolwala: "Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free me le le.. tongue emoticon tongue emotico Download more smiles…
Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km Ground Floor to 15th Floor =15 floors 15th Floor to Ground Floor =15 floors. Monday to "SUNDAY = 7 days SUNDAY" to Monday = "1day" . . . . This is cheating !!! Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife.. Darling, jaan, janu, sweety, baby, Honey, Luv….!!!! What is the secret of this love??? ??? Old man replied: I forgot her name 10 years ago….. & I’m scared to ask her Super Hit Indian Apps:-Collection of some awesome Apps across the World Like Desi Singles, NRIsConnect, Indian…
Dadaji- Beta jaa pani le aa, 1st Pota- Main nhi jaa skta game khel rha hoon. 2nd Pota- Rehne do DADA JI ye to hai hi Battamiz, Aap khud hi jaa kar le aao or mere liye bhi le ana. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…
School se ek ladka rote hue Waps aaya,Mummy: Kya hua beta, tum itna kyu Ro rahe ho?Kid: Teacher ne maara mujhe.Mummy: Kyun, tumne aisa Kya kar diya bete?Kid: Mummy wo mere dost ko dhamki de raha tha, ke kal homework nahi Kiya to accha nahi hoga.Main bas apne friend ko Ye bola tha, ke tension…
Son: Dad I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot
if a CAT crosses your way , when you are going some where , then what does it mean? it means that the Cat is also going somewhere Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…
