Punjabi Jokes

Santa gusse me daku se “Oye meri bhen ka dupatta wapis kar”Daku bandook nikal kar.. “Kya baat hai?”Santa- Kuch nhi bhai ji piko karwani thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Santa: Banta, don

After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the…

There was a couple sleeping. The Preeto had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried. Jeeto (Her husband) comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied:

Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.You know why?Form said: ‘Fill Up In Capital.’santa standing below a tube light with open mouth.Why?Because his doctor advised him: ‘Today’s dinner should be light !’santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.You…

BANTA-TENU Aini maar KYON PAYI..? SANTA- KAL BaRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGI C..? BANTA : KIDDAN…? SANTA : “BAARI BARSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BAHNGRA TA SAJDA, JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.? Banta – Fir ta maar paini hi c. Santa – Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi jehra nachiya c…

1 Chinese , 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the..1 Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar me koi cheez pheko,agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga,Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!Chinese ne needle phenki.Jinn ne dhoond li or use maar diya..Gore ne memory card phenka.Jinn ne dhoond liya or…

Jeeto : “Hi, what r u doing Darling?” Preeto: I’m dying..! Jeeto jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Preeto: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Jeeto: “Bloody English Language! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi…Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha…Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai..=)) Download cool apps from coolindianapps Dois-je prendre quel est generique viagra des precautions avant de prendre du cialis? Des precautions sont necessaires chez les hommes presentant une malformation du…

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