Punjabi Jokes

Santa and Banta broke into a Bank. Instead of cash they THEY FOUND Bottles full of Chilled Red wine. Happily they drank and went away. Next day Headlines : Blood Bank Looted Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

?”one man jumped in sea and never came out.. next day, other man jumped in sea and never came out. A sardar after watching this concluded.. man is soluble in water.. modern sardar concluded.. easily dissolves in H2O..” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian…

Rikshewala: Bus Stop ke 20 rupees Santa: Saman bhi sath me hai. Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai. Santa:- Okay saman le chal mai padal aata hu. Scott monroe, chef du service des produits reproductifs et urologiques achat cialis generique dans le centre d

Queen Elizabeth & Banta were having candle light dinner. Queen says “pass the wine you divine”. Banta thinks “How poetic” and says “Pass the roti you moti”…. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Santa in computer ExamExaminer”What is Microsoft Excel?” Santa:”It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 App for MatchMaking& Matrmonialof Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world, Joining, browsing, contacting all…

Santa sharab pi kar Scooter se ek Arthi Se takra Gaya. Dead body gir Gayi Log Sante ko Pitne lage. Santa -Jo Gira hai vo to kuch bol nahi raha tum Jyada DON ho kya .. 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body

Santa Banta dono Bhai same class me the Madam : Tum dono ne father’s name alag kyu likha ? Both : Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal Maarli,Isliye. :):) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Banta was in love and wanted to attract a young girl and went to get Santa

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Question they — 1. China kis Desh me hai ? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai…