Punjabi Jokes

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodhi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial…

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?………Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boy – Aunty Santa ghar pe hai? Aunty – Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya hai.Maggi Kha rha hai.Tujhe bhukh lagi hai kya? Boy – Haan Aunty – To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..!!!:p Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. . . Santa: Take My Card. . . Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. . . Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. . . All Cards are Accepted. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti saman chhupa kar rakh do, Mere dost aa rahe hain… Patni: Kyu Apke dost chura lenge..? Santa : Nahi pehchan lenge..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya. Jiske End Mein Interviewer Ko Mental Hospital Leke Jana Pada.Interviewer:

A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa’s door… santa opened it b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room n emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet… salesman : sir if I m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful vaccum cleaner in nxt 10 second, I ll eat…

Girlfrnd: apke bina mera zee nahi lagta.. Santa: zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai sony ya star plus laga lo woh bhi achhe channel hain… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ..While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay “ Air hostess said: “B silent.” Santa: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…