Punjabi Jokes

Santa reading newspaper, News- “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” Santa Comments- Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

Once Santa and Banta were walking on a road and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa– what should we do now? Banta- we’ll take 50:50. Santa- what about the remaining 900? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Bank Executive: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai. Santa: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye, mai kahi aur se le lunga……..!!! App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

In a 100 meter race, Referee said

Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge- You have 3 kids. How will you divide them? Santa had long discussion with his wife & said-

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Banta: Dont worry, I have one more. App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Collection of some awesome Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?Banta:- Main jaa raha hun.Santa:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa. App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: An old king’s skeleton.Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child. Get more fun in apps from coolindianapps.com