Punjabi Jokes

1)Santa to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: Kal se khaonga Dr.Sab aaj final hai.:..)):::) 2) friend asked to Snata:- pa g Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ? Santa :Ha Yaar, Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi

1) Santa to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: Kal se khaonga Dr.Sab aaj final hai.:..)):::) 2) friend asked to Snata:- pa g Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ? Santa :Ha Yaar, Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi

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Banta :Oye Santa pa ge car ki speed itni kyon badha di? Banta:-Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai,accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain

1) Santa:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Banta :- 6 Tyre Santa (Gusse se): How? Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k.. hua na 6..((:: 2) Patient:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai, Doctor:- kya?? Patient:-main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon. Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? Mareez:-kaun si bimaari? …(:(: lol Super…

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1)Santa :Meri wife gum ho gye Hai sir ! Post Master: Aure Andhe ho kya ye post office hai,,Police Station jao. Santa: Maaf kijye ga bhai sahab khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?. 2)wife : Kal raat tum mujhey neend main gaaliyan de rahay thay ge ? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai ….