Santa Banta Jokes

Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay ..While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay “ Air hostess said: “B silent.” Santa: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Santa went to a electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought. He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop Salesman:- sir, can you please try infront of me. This is what Santa did 1)…

Santa makes a call to the airport and Asks “How long is the journey from Amritsar 2 America? Receptionist: just a sec sir. Santa disconects & says, Pi K baithi h Pagal….;) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

What do you call when Santa and Banta standing on opposite sides of the road?” . . . . . . . . . Jokes apart………… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa: Yaar Tumne college Ana kyun Chhor Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere papa Kehta hai Ke ek Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai … Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie…. the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, “Thank God it was just a movie and not reality.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone,…

Banta thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!! So…., He sent it in the following text to his GIRL FRIEND – You are the only girl in my life..LOL… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn’t end here).:D Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai. Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.:O 😛 The joke doesn’t end here either..:D Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai. Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai. Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap…

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar program shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrimonial needs…

Santa: I haven’t slept all night in the train. Friend: Why? Santa: Got upper berth. Friend: Why didn’t u exchange? Santa: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…