Santa and Boss

Boss: Where were you born ? Santa: Oye punjab. Boss: Which part? Santa: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

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TAMATAR KHAO ….

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.SANTA – TAMATAR KHAOBikari – roti dedoSanta – TAMATAR KHAOBikari -lao tamatar hi doSanta ki Mumy – ye totla h,keh rha h,KAMAKAR khao. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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2 seater helicopter

2 seater helicopter Santa ke ghar ke paas me gira. Santa Banta aur uske saare rishtedaar rahat kaam me jut gaye aur 600 laashe bahar nikal laye Baad me pata chala Helicopter Qabristan me gira tha. =)) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

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Teacher To Santa

Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo “She is kidding” Santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola. . . .itna asan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI .. ) ) ) >=) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

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Ultimate Gadha

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha “Padhne wala Gadha” Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya! “Likhne wala Gadha” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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Santa to Banta

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

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Technical Santa

Santa ke pass ek kauwa tha Wo bahut mulayam tha Toh usne apne kauwe ka naam kya rakha??? socho….. socho socho….. Microsoft (My+crow+soft) This is what we call technical message.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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Phone Book

Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Sir ?” said the librarian looking up at him. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and…

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