Crazy SMS

Santa flight me pilot ka headphone chheen raha tha….Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?….Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Girl: Tum kya karte ho ?Boy: Times of India me job karta tha lekin abhi chhodh diaGirl: Kyu?Boy: Aisi thandi me kaun jaldi uth k paper dene jaega ?.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Husband: Jab mai tum pe chillata hu tab tum apna gussa kispe nikalti ho ??..Wife: toilet saaf karke..Husband: Hahahaha ,bewkoof aurat vo kaise?.Wife: Toilet aapke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai…John :- 1000 log…Hrithik :- 5000 log……..Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo.. Gori ho,Lambi ho,Sundar ho,Inteligent ho,Pati ko samjhe Aurkabhi jhagda na kare?Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Boy :- I love you .. Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho??? Boy :- tum 7th ho . . . . Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you too . .. . MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me tha… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps…

Active-Passive.. Wife: sone ki chain kab doge?Husband: chain se sone kab dogi??? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

After party..Friend : Dude I wasn’t that drunk…….Me : Abey tabhi tu apne phone ki flashlight se hi apna phone Dhoondh raha tha… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

GIRL:My heart is like a mobileand you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . .Gal:dont b too happy. . .If I get a new offerI will change the sim card..! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

A man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?After making call he asked how much to pay.Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/