Funny SMS

Teacher-Batao Kutta Punch ku Hilata Hai..? Student-…ku ki Punch Me Itni Takat Nahi Hoti Ki Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake. :p:-):-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

College wali….Masaledar hoti hai,Office wali….sweet hoti hai,Ghar wali…..Fikki hoti hai,Hotel wali…..Mast hoti hai,5 Star wali…..Mehangi hoti hai,Nukkad Wali….Unhygenic hoti hai,Lekin ek baat hai……Chai akhir Chai hoti hai…..Have a Garma Garam Chai..:) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Stupid SANIA tOOk indian pledge tOO seriOusly-….…..“All indians are my brOthers and sisters.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. Le depot de plaques…

Some of the catchy slogansdirect from India Gate…Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibal ChuhaManmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen kedance karoSonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikami haiGali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibal jaisa hoManmohan jiska tau hai,wo sarkar bikau haiDesh ka yuwa jaag gaya,dekho Rahul bhag gayaCorruption –> Virus,Anna –> Anitvirus& the…

The congress party planning to withdraw the 25 paise coin from legal currency.Their thinking was…” ek anna to sambhalta nahin, …4 anna kaise sambhalenge??? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles…

1st BOY-ladki fasani aati hai?2nd-na1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz banafhir use class me uda de.Jab Mam puche to ladki ka naam laga deBAS FAS GAI LADKI… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Father to Son : Sharab, Cigaratte aur Ladkiya ye sab Tumhari Jaan ke Dushman hain… inse door raho . . . Son : Jo Mard apne Dushmano se Darr ke bhag jaye woh Mard nahi hota Papa… 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs…

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?Teacher: What do mean?Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

A beggar found 100 rs.He went to 5 star hotel for dinner bill – 3000 rs.Manager handed him to police. He gave 100 rs. to police and free.Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…