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Boss asked santa to bring 2corner tickets for a movie to gowith his GirlFriend.Santa Brought 2 corner tickets….A-1———-A-40 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. La…

Bhikari: Maa Roti deDadi: Abhi bani nahi hai..baad mein aana.Bhikari:mera mobile no.lo,aur ban jaye to mis call de dena.Bhikari rocks… But wait.. Dadi:are wait mein facebook status update kar dungi tu aa jana..Dadi rocks… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Father- Beta agar sasural waaleScootar de to Car mangna,Shop de to Ghar,Cooler de to AC mangna.Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

A lady entered angrily in the AC show room. and started fighting with the Manager. Lady- How can you be such a cheat and fraud…Manager – What’s wrong madam?.Lady- Yesterday I bought 2 Ton AC from your showroom and when I weighted it at my home it weighted only only 35 Kgs.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com…

College wali….Masaledar hoti hai,Office wali….sweet hoti hai,Ghar wali…..Fikki hoti hai,Hotel wali…..Mast hoti hai,5 Star wali…..Mehangi hoti hai,Nukkad Wali….Unhygenic hoti hai,Lekin ek baat hai……Chai akhir Chai hoti hai…..Have a Garma Garam Chai..:) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

A lady jumped a signal.Policeman: What you did?Lady:please let me go.I am a school teacher.I am getting late for my class.Policeman: Aahaa, So you are a teacher. I have waited for this moment all my life.Now write: “I WILL NEVER JUMP A SIGNAL”, 1000 TIMES. 🙂 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry…

Stupid SANIA tOOk indian pledge tOO seriOusly-….…..“All indians are my brOthers and sisters.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. Pourtant prix kamagra un…

Teacher-Batao Kutta Punch ku Hilata Hai..? Student-…ku ki Punch Me Itni Takat Nahi Hoti Ki Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake. :p:-):-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

A beggar found 100 rs.He went to 5 star hotel for dinner bill – 3000 rs.Manager handed him to police. He gave 100 rs. to police and free.Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

1st BOY-ladki fasani aati hai?2nd-na1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz banafhir use class me uda de.Jab Mam puche to ladki ka naam laga deBAS FAS GAI LADKI… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…