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Ek Punjabi Aunty dusri Aunty se:- Inka heart ka Operation karvana hai. Escort Hospital kaisa hai ??? 2nd Aunty:- Bekaar hai ji Unki Canteen me Chole – Bhature hi nahi milte… tongue emoticon tongue emoticon TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels.
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1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai: Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother. 2. Sign on a bulletin board: Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives. 3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai: We need your heads to run our business….
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During a visit to a mental hospital, a medical student asked the Doctor, "How do u determine whether or not, a patient should be admitted?" "Well",said the Doctor, "We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup & a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub." The student said,…
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