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Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….1st guy:which paper was it?2nd guy:I think maths……1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

Adhyapak- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge? Chintu- Chidiya ban kar! Adhyapak- Tumhe chidiya tumhare pitaji banaenge? Chintu- Samundar mein ped apke pitaji lagaenge? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

IT Heights… HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’…

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi1st damad ne bacha liya… . . Saas ne use Car di2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi.Agle…

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala!   Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Asli masale sach sach… MDH… MDH! Le desir sexuel au sein d

A Professor explained the concept of Marketing to MBA students: 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me – That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He is very rich, marry him…

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