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Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?Teacher: What do mean?Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

A beggar found 100 rs.He went to 5 star hotel for dinner bill – 3000 rs.Manager handed him to police. He gave 100 rs. to police and free.Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi.. BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..?? SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Girls to Boys:-1970’s : Love me, but don’t touch me.1980’s : Touch me, but don’t kiss me.1990’s : Kiss me, but don’t do anything more.2000’s : Do anything, but don’t tell anyone.Since2011 : Do everything , otherwise I will telleveryone that you can’t do anything. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and…

KID: why some of your hair is white DAD? Dad: Everytime you make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white. KID: Now I understand why grandpa’s has only white hair! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

NEW WEDDING STYLE…. PRIEST: Do you agree to change your facebook status from single to married? BOY: Yes!GIRL: Yes! PRIEST: I now pronounce you as Husband and Wife. Congratulations, Youmay now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to tag me:D Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for…

Girl Setting Passwordfor Her Laptop with a guy sitting beside her..She Types”BRAIN”As password.Guy Fell Off from Chair laughingBecause :- Laptop Replied : “TOO SMALL”…. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Santa’s son:Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste meinpade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?Santa : 10 Rs kaSon: Isliye aap per joke bante hain… Dono bhi to utha saktey the na… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI…

girl: hi baby! 🙂boy: hi my lovely..(sending failed) girl: are you there??boy: yes ! yes i am here!(sending failed) girl: are you ignoring me or what ???boy: honey i am not…. i am here..(sending failed) girl: ok! it’s over; don’t you ever talk to me again!boy: DAMN! go to hell ! ..(message sent) 😛 Sponsored…

BehindEvery FAIL Student There IsA HOT GirlfriendAndWhat AboutTOPPERS ??…A HOT Madam……Jiski Wajah Se Kamine SariClasses Attend KarteHai..:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world….