Great Quotes….

Great Quotes By Great Fellows : Obama: Osama mile to use fod do!.Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!.Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!.Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati ke liye unhe road do!.Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!.Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!.ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho…

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Ravan Shocked…lolz

One day Ravan went to a disco.   aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .   kyun???????? ????????? ??   kyun???????? ??????   bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

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Whats the time

Guy 1: whats the time? Guy 2: Its time for you to get a watch!!! Leurs armees respectives ont integre les enjeux non militaires cialis acheter sans ordonnance et participent au processus de prix vente cialis captation des marches [economiques]

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Kya khaogi???

Once A couple went to a restaurant..BF: kya logi tum.?GF: tum jo kaho..BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..GF: (shharmate hue) Me bhi menu khaungi.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

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USB..lolzzzz

TIME FOR A DEADLY PJ!!! What do you call a bee that has come from America??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “USB” No claps plz….. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

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love is dumbb

Wo mujhse bole– Jeena sirf mere liye… Jeena sirf mere liye……… wo fir bole Jeena sirf mere liye…………… Kasamm se Jeena sirf mere liye….. Main bhi boli. theek hai.. tu jeene se ja, main lift se aati hoon. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs…

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windows 8 and 98

Boy-Hey I Have Just Installed Windows8 In My PC 😀…………..Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, I am Using Windows 98..!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

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FOKAT KI DADAGIRI

5 panchi dal p bethe the1 shikari aya 1 ko mar diya,3 udd gaye,1 wahin betha raha…..…….Q?……. . Bas apki tarah…“FOKAT KI DADAGIRI“ Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location…

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Classical Insult

GIRL:-meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta he… . . . . . . . . BOY:- to tum koi acha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

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Classic Insult

Santa & Ladki standing on the bus stop Santa to ladki: nice lipstickladki : thanksSanta : nice top & jeansladki : thanks .Santa : nice ear-ringladki : thanks.Santa : nice neckless. Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA …..Santa : kamaal hai, fir bhi tu sundar nahi lag rahe 😀 😀 Download cool apps from…

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