GHINONI MAHOBBAT

1 bahut khubsurat ladki thi. Gali ka 1 ladka use bahut pasand karta tha. 1 br us ladki ki tabiyat kharab ho gai… Usko ultiya ane lagi. Usne 1 glas me ulti ki. Or us ladke se kaha agar mujhe sacha pyar karte ho to ise piyo.. Ladke ulti wala glas uttha leta he… Wo…

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Mirror fault

Boss: mere liye ek mirror le ke aao,Jisme mai apna muh ekdum clear dekh saku…!Santa: nahi mila sir,Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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Santa vs daku

Santa gusse me daku se “Oye meri bhen ka dupatta wapis kar”Daku bandook nikal kar.. “Kya baat hai?”Santa- Kuch nhi bhai ji piko karwani thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

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Santa in South

After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the…

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Santa is back :)

Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.You know why?Form said: ‘Fill Up In Capital.’santa standing below a tube light with open mouth.Why?Because his doctor advised him: ‘Today’s dinner should be light !’santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.You…

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Boliyaan

BANTA-TENU Aini maar KYON PAYI..? SANTA- KAL BaRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGI C..? BANTA : KIDDAN…? SANTA : “BAARI BARSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BAHNGRA TA SAJDA, JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.? Banta – Fir ta maar paini hi c. Santa – Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi jehra nachiya c…

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Sardar Rocked!

1 Chinese , 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar ship mein ja rahe the..1 Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar me koi cheez pheko,agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga,Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!Chinese ne needle phenki.Jinn ne dhoond li or use maar diya..Gore ne memory card phenka.Jinn ne dhoond liya or…

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