Itni Khushi !!
Patni: Main bachungi nae mar jaungi.. Pati: Main bhi mar jaunga.. Patni: Main tau beemar hun isliye mar jaungi.. lekin tum kaise mar jaogey?? Pati: Main itni khushi bardaasht nae kar paungaa..
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Kulfi Wala
Bacha: Mummy 10 rupaye hain?? Mummy: Apne Papa se le lo. Bacha: Papa 10 rupaye de do.. Papa: Apne Chachu se le lo. Bacha: Please Chachu mujhe 10 rupaye de do.. Chachu: Beta khulle nae hain apni Chachi se le lo.. Bacha: Chachi aapke paas 10 rupaye hain?? Chachi: Ek minute ruko..Haan hain beta…..
Funny Shayari
Madam bache se- Teri copy or pen kaha hai? bacha- Maam jabse aapko dekha, kya copy kya pen, Tere mast mast do nain, Mere dil ka le gaye chain, kho gaye copy,ghum hogya pen….
Cool Nani
Nani ( to kid)- Soja Diploma soja Padosan– Aap isse diploma kyu bulate ho? . . . . . . . Nani– Meri ladki college Diploma lene gayi thi… Ye lekar aagyi
Santa interview dene gaya
Santa interview dene gaya, Boss ne pucha tum kitne bhai behan ho? Santa- 5 sir Boss- Un mai se tumhara no kaunsa hai? Santa– Airtel ka
Kitne admi the?
Gabbar : Kitne admi the? Kalia: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur tum ? Kalia : 100 sarkar Gabbar: Phir bhi khali hath aagye…. KAUN THA VO? kalia: RAJNIKANTH Gabbar: Oops! Sorry bhai
Kanjus Baniya
Baniya hath mai blade maar raha tha Biwi: Ye kya kar rhe ho ji? Baniya: Dettol ki shishi tut gyi hai, kahi dettol barbad na ho jaye….. La teri bhi ungli kaat du
Maa aur beta
Beta- Maa mai ek din bahut bada admi banunga, Apki jholi khushiyan se bhar dunga… Maa- Pehle ye boltle bhar ke fridge mai bhar nalayak JJ
Deadly pj
Ek admi ki 6 ungliyan hoti hai, Sb log usse “hanuman” keh kar bulate hai… batao kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . ans: Kyuki uska naam hanuman hai JJ
Beta aur Papa
Beta(papa se)- Car ki chabi do, college jana hai function hai Papa- Kyon? Beta- 10 lakh ki gadi mai jayunga to shaan rahegi Papa- Ye le 10rs, 30 lakh ki bus mai jayega to zyada shaan badhegi