Ek dil ka kaha mano
Ek dil ka kaha mano, ek kaam kar do… Ek be-naam si mohbaat mere naam kardo meri zaat pr faqat itna ehsaan kar do, kisi din subah ko milo aur shaam kar do ❤️ ❤️
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Boyfriend apne sabse meethe andaaz mein
Larka apni Girlfriend se – I LOVE YOU Girlfriend – Aise nahin thore meethe andaaz mein propose karo.. Larka – Kit Kat ka swaad ho tum .. Dairy Milk ka ehsaas ho tum .. Milk cake se bhi zyada khaas ho tum .. Jo bhi ho mere liye tau 5 Star ho tum ..
Patni ka khauf
– PATI NE PATNI KO MESSAGE BHEJA – Meri zindagi itni pyari.. itni khoobsurat banaane ke liye tumhara shukriya.. Main aaj jo bhi hun.. sirf tumhari wajah se hun. Tum mere jeevan mein ek farishta ban kar aayi ho aur tumne he mujhe jeene ka maqsad diya hai… Love you.. – PATNI NE…
Gabbar aur Thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de THAKUR Thakur: Le Le.. mere haath le le Basanti ke bhi le le Jay aur Viru ke bhi le le Ramu kaka ke bhi le lle OCTOPUS BAN JAA!! Gabbar: Sorry yaar…. tu toh emotional ho gaya ..
Dil ki Awaaz
Aaj maine apne dil se pucha – Pyar kya hai??? Dil ne jawaab diya – . . . . . . Dekh bhai, mera kaam hai khoon supply karna… Faaltu ki baat mat kiya kar. Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in nrisinglesapp.com – superhit with generation next.
Chatur Patni
Patni: Pehle tumhara har pal mere liye hota tha aur aajkal tum apna pura samay mobile ko dete ho.. Pati: Arey kya karun.. mobile company walon ne free mein internet jo diya hai.. Patni: Kal se khana mandir ke bahar he khana. Pati: Kyun??? Patni: Weh bhi khana free mein he dete hain..
Santa party mein
Santa ne party mein akeli baithi ek larki se kaha.. Santa: Kya aap dance kareingi? Larki uth kar khari ho gayi aur boli.. Larki: Haan zarur..! Santa: Tau phir ye kursi main le lun..?
Sharaabi Boyfriend
Girlfriend – Tum sharaab baut peene lage ho.. Boyfriend – Arey ye cheez he aisi hai.. Girlfriend – Bottle par tau saaf saaf likha hota hai – “KHATRA” phir kyun peetey ho.. Boyfriend – Arey buddhu “Hum khatron ke khiladi hain!!”
Kanjoos larki aur Dukaandaar
Kanjoos larki Dukaandaar se Larki: Aisa saabun dijiye jo kam ghisey..aur nahaane ke baad chehre par laali aaye.. Dukaandaar naukar se: Madam ko ek eeth ka tukra de do..
Jatt Zindabad
Patrakar: Kaun ho bhai? Jatt: Jatt Patrakar: Kitni zamin hai aapke paas? Jatt: 150 acre Patrakar: Kaun si gaadi hai aapke paas? Jatt: Pajero Patrakar: To aur kya chahiye?? Jatt: Aarakshan Patrakar: Kyon bhai?? Jatt: Manne na patta bhainsh ki punchh,jyada sawal koni, aarakshan chahiye to chahiye bas.