What Is The Name Of Your Car
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’. Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
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Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth to all the husbands whose life insurance renews on this special day….. May you live really very long!!!
A man is reading his newspaper
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.” The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
Girls are better than boys
Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”
what does the fat cow give you
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”
what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”
Teacher Intruptes
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk. You Walk …. The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please. The Student: I Run. You Run …
Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo” Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey” Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
Story Of A Cockroach
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“
This plane is made by your students
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…