#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She…
Indian apne American dost ke ghar gaya…American ka ghar bahot acha tha, ye dekh ke Indian bola : “itna acha ghar kaise?”. American :”wo saamne bridge dikh raha hai?” Indian : haan American : us mein se 10% jeb mein. Jab American , Indian ke ghar aya tou usne dekha k uska ghar usse bhi…
Pati: Tere Baap ki Unglii karne ki aadat gai nahi. Biwi: Kyu, ab kya hua? Pati: Aaj phir se puch rahe the“Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na..?”=)) =D Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…
Fantastic meanings… CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present CONFERENCE ROOM:…
Ek Pahalwaan 6 feet Lamba or strong, bus me ja rha tha Conductor-Bhai sahab Ticket Pahalwaan- ham Ticket nahi liya krte Conductor Ghabra gaya par kuch kar na saka, par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya or gym join kr liya Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta or pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete Aise…
Some funny and true theorems.. LAW OF QUEUES: the queue you have left wil move faster than the one you are in.. LAW OF MECHANICS: whenever there is grease in your hands your nose starts 2 itch terribly… LAW OF REACHABILITY: a coin dropped down will attain d most unreachable corner posible…
Height of Insult Girl- I Love U…I Can’t Live Without U… Mar Jaungi Mit Jaungi Tere Pyar Mai Fanna Ho Jaungi… . . . . . . Boy- Hmmm…. Dekhle Tere Ko Jesa Theek Laga. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles…
Boss to Friend- Kya Zamana Aaya Hai.. My Secretary Resigned & left the job yesterday.. Friend- why? Boss- She caught me with my wife.! 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…
