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Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics! What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater! What is even bigger than an elephant? A giant! What do…

Chota bacha- Mummy pata hai raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom Ki light apneap hi jal gayi, Mummy- Haye re tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya

Father: What did you learnt at school? Kid: Give and take. Father: Good. Kid: Yes, I gave Jack a punch and took his lunch. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai

INDIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM : SURPRISING OUTCOMES…   The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering colleges. The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students. The 3rd Class students enter politics and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students. The Failures join the underworld…

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks…British- I will sleep now….American- I want to work on internet….German- I will watch movies now….Chinese- I will listen to music now……..INDIAN – Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!! Download cool apps from coolindianapps Il y a quelques medicaments, souvent des remedes pour traiter des maladies cardiaques ou l

Pappu ne “Live Radio Station” call ki :Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?RJ: ji HaanPappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?R.J: Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi .. wo Bhi sun rahihogi..?R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haanPappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawazsun rahi hai.. toh jaldi…

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar GharAaya,Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara HoGaya.Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene KaDusra Chance Maanga,Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya,Jaise HiUsne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye…Anda Sone Ka Tha..Khushi Mein Usne zor lagayea aur Ek Aur Anda…

Gandhiji ke ek dost par khoon ka jhootha ilzaam laga. Gandhiji ne muqadma lada aur oose bacha liya. Woh bahut shukrguzaar hue aur ek sawal kiya: “Kal jab aap nai honge toh begunah ko kaun bachayega”? Gandhiji ne bahut khubsurat jawab dia: “NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO”..! Se kaam ho jayega….!!! Download cool apps from…