Rabri Devi died and went to heaven …

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don’t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, “What are all those clocks?” Yamraj answered, “Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,”…

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LALU Rocks….

OBAMA: Do you know Swimming? LALU: No OBAMA:Dog is better than you,it Swims. LALU:Do you know Swimming? OBAMA:Yes LALU:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog? OBAMA shocks…LALU Rocks!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

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Laloo’s job

Laloo sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA A few days later he got this reply: “Dear Mr. Laloo, We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks”Laloo jumped with…

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Baniye Ka Rupeeya

Baniye ka 1 rupya balconi se gir gaya. Baniya niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?Batao kyu ? kyuki Baniya rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha.:-…     ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere…

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Baniye ka Chanda

Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..   Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking & Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or life…

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Sardar and Baniya

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.   Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking&…

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Pani Ki Kami

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.   Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or…

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Baniye ka Daan

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania: Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?   Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find…

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Baniya Donates Blood

Baniya donates blood to santa. Santa gifts him a car. Baniya donate again. this time santa give 1kg BARFI. Baniya: bas santa:ab meri ragho me baniye ka khoon dood rha hai……:)\     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…

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Anath Ashram Manager to Bania

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:- Sethji, aap hamareanath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ? Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

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