Clever student- chintu

Adhyapak- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge? Chintu- Chidiya ban kar! Adhyapak- Tumhe chidiya tumhare pitaji banaenge? Chintu- Samundar mein ped apke pitaji lagaenge? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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IT Heights…

IT Heights… HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’…

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3 Damaad

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi1st damad ne bacha liya… . . Saas ne use Car di2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi.Agle…

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Tata Sky

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala!   Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Asli masale sach sach… MDH… MDH! Le desir sexuel au sein d

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Concept of Marketing…

A Professor explained the concept of Marketing to MBA students: 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me – That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He is very rich, marry him…

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Ex Girlfriend

A boys calls her exBoy : hey i jus saw a muvie, it reminded me of u……miss uGal : awwwww …..even i miss u……kaunsi muvie dekhiBoy : Ek thi Daayan lolz Omg 😮 ..Hahaha.. Download IndianJokes App fromcoolindianapps.com Les caracteristiques sociodemographiques des patientes sont exposees dans le tableau kamagra generique en france achat kamagra en…

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Medical alert

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK). If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Radioactive UnWORK Medicine”(RUM), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter”(BEER), “Vaccino Officio Depression Killing…

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FOKAT KI DADAGIRI

5 panchi dal p bethe the1 shikari aya 1 ko mar diya,3 udd gaye,1 wahin betha raha…..…….Q?……. . Bas apki tarah…“FOKAT KI DADAGIRI“ Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location…

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No GirlFriend, Dont worry

Hugh Hefner – 87 years old, has 27 years old wife; Berlusconi – 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend; Maradona – 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend. Moral : Don’t worry that you don’t have a girlfriend or wife, your’s probably isn’t born yet! hehehe lolz. Download more ‘hehehe’…

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Santa Get Robbed

Santa: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Banta:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Santa:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi chori ho jati Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

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