Tip for Waiter
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
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More Chores
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
The Art of Living
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
Be Practical In Life
An Apple A Day Is Almost A Thousand Rupees A Month. Visiting A Doctor Is Cheaper…!! Be Practical…!!
Guy went for an interview at a big IT company
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
कुछ अनकही कुछ अनसुनी
कल सैलून वाले क़ी दुकान पर एक स्लोगन पढा़ .. “हम दिल का बोझ तो नहीं पर सिर का बोझ जरूर हल्का कर सकते हैं “..? लाइट क़ी दुकान वाले ने बोर्ड के नीचे लिखवाया .. “आपके दिमाग की बत्ती भले ही जले या ना जले,परंतु हमारा बल्ब ज़रूर जलेगा “.. ? चाय के होटल…
Walked Through The Forest
Banta Walked Through The Forest When He Heard Someone Crying For Help. He Found A Dwarf, Stuck In A Trap. He Freed The Dwarf, And The Dwarf Granted Him Two Wishes. “My First Wish,” Banta Said, “Is A Bottle Of Whiskey That Will Never Fall Empty.” And Flash, There Was The Bottle. Banta Opened It,…
How Do You Motivate Your Employees To Be So Punctual
A British Asked A Question To Memon Company Owner. How Do You Motivate Your Employees To Be So Punctual? He Smiled And Replied: “Its Simple; I Have 30 Employees And 29 Parking Spaces And . ‘One Is pAID pARKING’
3 ways to catch tiger
newton: allow tiger to catch u & catch it Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch. Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger