Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do. Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do? Girl: The homework.
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Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life???? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me ??
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill. ???
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टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ? संजू – जमीन पर टीचर – नक्शे में बताओं कहॉं बहती है ? संजू – नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा ? ? ? ? ?