Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..
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What Is The Name Of Your Car
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’. Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth
Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth to all the husbands whose life insurance renews on this special day….. May you live really very long!!!
Girls are better than boys
Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”
what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”
Teacher Intruptes
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk. You Walk …. The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please. The Student: I Run. You Run …
Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo” Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey” Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
Story Of A Cockroach
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“
Two Singles On Chat
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend?? 2nd: Yeh Dude.. 1st: Wow, Where Is She From?? 2nd: From Different Nations.. 1st: Which Nation?? 2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. 😀 Hhahhaha
dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend
boyfriend: dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? girlfriend: how funny? boyfriend: yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..