Father put a thumb sign on report card
Father put a thumb sign on his son’s report card. Son: Papa, you’re an engineer, then why this thumb? Father: Seeing your very poor marks, the teacher should not think that your father is educated.
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I Do Not Want To Marry
Man 1: “I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women” Man 2: “Get Marry Soon Then U’ll Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other“
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams.
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams. They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know. So……………… I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know. Why??? “Tit For Tat“
Paper Was Tough, Really?
Dad: “Why Didn’t You Go For The Exam?” Son: “Paper Was Tough” Dad: “Without Going, How Did You Know?” Son: “Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago“
wife’s birthday
How to never forget your wife’s birthday? Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
meaning of Marriage
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?” Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car“
Height of Laziness
Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hand. 1st Guy: “Which Paper Was It?” 2nd Guy: “I Think, Math” 1st Guy: “Surprisingly, You Read The Question Paper?” 2nd Guy: “No, I Saw The Girl Sitting Besides Me Using Calculator“
Husband Is Like A Split AC
Husband Is Like A Split AC, No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House, He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.
Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss” Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?” Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?” Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?” Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“