Funny Jokes
First Day At School
Mother: “Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School?” Girl: “First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?
me leaving this group
If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out!
smelling very strongly of liquor
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!” – The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that now?
A management student hugs a girl
A management student hugs a girl. girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing. Girl slaps the boy Boy:what is this? Girl: customer feed back!
Santa was selling Parashut.
Santa was selling Parashut.. Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe.. Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to.. Santa-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First!
Kya nishana lagaya hai
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, ‘Kya nishana lagaya hai!’ Waah… Waah…