What is a skeleton
Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.
Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.
A Japani came to INDIA…! He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes … Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast… next a toyota overtakes Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast …. Reached Airport & asked How Much? Driver: RS. 8000 …. Japani: Why so expensive?? Driver: METER…
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay… Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free.. .
Ind PM : We are sending INDIANs to moon next year! Obama : WOW! How many? PM : 100. 35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 Handicpd,5 Sports person, 4 minority and if possible, 1 ASTRONAUT
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250 Seeing some money in husband’s bag , she asked husband to return the money* When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100. On request, below is working given by wife. 1). Rs. 2 5 0 2). Rs. …
पति ऑफिस से घर आया और खाना खाने बैठा खाते-खाते अपनी पत्नी से कहा कि “खाना ठीक नहीं है, कोई टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है।” पत्नी चुपचाप उठी, और उसनें कॉरपोरेशन मेंं कॉल किया और एम्बुलेंस ? को बुला ली और कहा.. “इसे टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है..” एम्बुलेंस पति को ले गयी और उसे…
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.