After robbing the bank
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes, I saw you. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk: Did you? Second Clerk: No, but my wife saw you!
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baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The baby mosquito replied, “It went great. Everyone was clapping for me!”
Phases of Married Life
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
We Know 10 Facts About You
Fact 1: You Are Reading This. Fact 2: You Can’t Say The Letter ‘M‘ Without Touching Your Lips. Fact 3: You Just Tried It. Fact 4: Now, You’re Smiling. Fact 6: You’re Smiling Or Laughing Again. Fact 7: You Didn’t Notice I Missed Fact 5. Fact 8: You Just Checked It. Fact 9: You’re Smiling…
How To Make Her Say “I Love You”
Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra” Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.” Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.” Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.” Boy: “Say Love.” Girl: “Love.” Boy: “What 2+2” Girl: “4” Boy: “How Old Are You?” Girl: “18”…
Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..
What Is The Name Of Your Car
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’. Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
A man is reading his newspaper
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.” The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”
Girls are better than boys
Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”
what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”