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पप्पू ने अमरुद लिए तो उसमें से कीड़ा निकला। पप्पू अमरुद वाले से: इसमें तो कीड़ा है ! अमरुद वाला: ये किस्मत की बात है, क्या पता अगली बार मोटरसाइकिल निकल जाए। पप्पू : 2 किलो और दे दो
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Patni ka Khatarnaak shak !
Patni :- Tumhai shirt par ek bhi baal nahi hai Pati :- Ha to kya hua? Patni :- Mai puchti hu kaun hai wo takli jisse tumahra affair chal raha hai
The Judge & drunkard joke
The Judge addressed the drunkard, “You have been brought here for drinking.” Drunkard, “Thank you very much your honour. Let’s start.” All, present in the court, burst out laughing. Banging the gavel, the Judge said, “Order.” Drunkard, “For me Whiskey with Soda please.”?
अनूप जलोटा और टैक्सी ड्राइवर…
एक दिन अनूप जलोटा जोधपुर आये हुये थे, उन्होंने आकाशवाणी में इंटरव्यू देने के लिए ऑल इंडिया रेडियो के स्टूडियो जाने के लिए टैक्सी ली ! वहां पहुंचने के बाद, अनूप जलोटा ने ड्राइवर से कहा.. 40 मिनट तक रुक जाओ, मै अभी आता हूं… लेकिन ड्राइवर ने असमर्थता प्रकट करते हुए कहा, कि सर…
Pyaaz Namkeen Sath Ho To Desi Bhi Chalegi ??
Ladka Shaadi Ke Lie Ladki Dekhne Gaya.. Usne Socha, Kyun Na Ladki Se English Mei Baat Karu.. Usne Ladki Se Pucha – English Chalegi Na.. ? Ladki Sharmate Huye Boli – Ji Pyaaz Namkeen Sath Ho To Desi Bhi Chalegi..
I didn’t come here to get insulted
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
Tip for Waiter
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
We Know 10 Facts About You
Fact 1: You Are Reading This. Fact 2: You Can’t Say The Letter ‘M‘ Without Touching Your Lips. Fact 3: You Just Tried It. Fact 4: Now, You’re Smiling. Fact 6: You’re Smiling Or Laughing Again. Fact 7: You Didn’t Notice I Missed Fact 5. Fact 8: You Just Checked It. Fact 9: You’re Smiling…
Story Of A Cockroach
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“