#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge. You Have To Take One Of Them. Which One You Should Choose? Student: Money. Teacher: I Would Have Taken Knowledge. But Why Do You Take Money? Student: I Have The Lack Of Money That’s Why. You Have The Lack Of Knowledge. That’s Why
Why don’t some couples go to Gym? Simple, because some relationships don’t work out..
Neighbor: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood? Me: Easy, just open your front camera! You will hear live..LOL
A teacher is talking to a Student Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know…
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?. Instead U could have posted it
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup. husband: you don’t need makeup dear. wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you! husband: just you need plastic surgery. Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch
Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
