man prayer for long life
Man to God: Please give me a long life. God: Get married son. Man: How will it help God? God: You wont think of long life again.
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Arranged Vs Love Marriage
Whats the difference between arranged and love marriage? Love marriage is impulsive suicide Arranged marriage is planned murder.
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor
A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.” The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points. “I see the Sun,” answer the man. The doctor turns to him…
One million copies of a new book sold
One million copies of a new book sold In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title. ‘An idea,that can change your WIFE’ While real word was(LIFE).
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father’s hair turns white ….. KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white.
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and she’d always bring him a nice little bag of peanuts. The bus driver was enjoying the nuts at first, but after a few days he said to the lady, Come on, Mrs. Bilker, it’s really…
Why don’t some couples go to Gym?
Why don’t some couples go to Gym? Simple, because some relationships don’t work out..
Neighbor: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood?
Neighbor: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood? Me: Easy, just open your front camera! You will hear live..LOL
My girlfriend broke up with me.
My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks I am childish. I took in a deep breath, calmed myself down, walked straight to her house, rang her door bell multiple times and ran away ….. Feeling blissful.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know…