if you marry one woman, she will fight with you
if you marry one woman, she will fight with you if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you add wife! have life!
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?. Instead U could have posted it
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup.
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup. husband: you don’t need makeup dear. wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you! husband: just you need plastic surgery. Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Wife: had your lunch?
Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?”
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”
Is Google male or female???
Q: Is Google male or female??? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Wife: How would you describe me???
Wife: How would you describe me???? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about I,J,K? Husband: I’m just kidding! ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Kya yeh cheeta khargosh ko pakad payega? ?
Kya yeh cheeta khargosh ko pakad payega? dekhte rahiye lockdown ke ant tak kya hota hai ?? NRIApps.com NRIFriends.net NRIForShaadi.com
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options: Fly with your wife to a dream destination or having a Drink with your friends, what would you choose? 1) Whiskey Or 2) Beer ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com , NRIFriends.net, NRIForShaadi.com
Dost ka 2nd Year Result
पहला दोस्त : Oyee सुन 2nd year का रिजल्ट आ गया क्या ? दूसरा दोस्त : हाँ आ गया और तमीज़ से बात कर पहला दोस्त : क्यों ? दूसरा दोस्त : क्यूंकि अब मैं तेरा senior हूँ ????