We are sending INDIANs to moon next year
Ind PM : We are sending INDIANs to moon next year! Obama : WOW! How many? PM : 100. 35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 Handicpd,5 Sports person, 4 minority and if possible, 1 ASTRONAUT
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Marriage is a three ring circus
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Love Marriage vs Arranged
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250 Seeing some money in husband’s bag , she asked husband to return the money* When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100. On request, below is working given by wife. 1). Rs. 2 5 0 2). Rs. …
Pati ko jyaada sataana thik nahi
पति ऑफिस से घर आया और खाना खाने बैठा खाते-खाते अपनी पत्नी से कहा कि “खाना ठीक नहीं है, कोई टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है।” पत्नी चुपचाप उठी, और उसनें कॉरपोरेशन मेंं कॉल किया और एम्बुलेंस ? को बुला ली और कहा.. “इसे टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है..” एम्बुलेंस पति को ले गयी और उसे…
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
brain transplantations prices
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, ‘Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.’ The client asked, ‘What? How’s that possible?’ The doctor replied,…
Grandfather to Grandson
Grandfather to Grandson: Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming As You Bunked School Today. Grandson: You Go Hide, I Told Her You Passed Away…
What Do You Think About Our Love?
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.