Which month has 27 days
Which month has 27 days? . . . . . . . . . . You waste! Every month has 27 days use ur brain atlst ons
very funny joke
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I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend
Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don’t know what she would like. Give me a suggestion. Man 2: Does she like you? Man 1: Yes Man 2: Then she would like anything..
Darling I cannot marry you
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
A few rich puns
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl? A: Gucci… Gucci… Gucci.. Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse? A: Oh Teri Fendi! Q: How does a Rich Girl Sneeze A: Jimmy Choo.. Jimmy Choo… Q:How does a rich girl laugh? A: Rolex on the floor laughing Q: How do you serenade a Rich…
I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Be Practical In Life
An Apple A Day Is Almost A Thousand Rupees A Month. Visiting A Doctor Is Cheaper…!! Be Practical…!!
कुछ अनकही कुछ अनसुनी
कल सैलून वाले क़ी दुकान पर एक स्लोगन पढा़ .. “हम दिल का बोझ तो नहीं पर सिर का बोझ जरूर हल्का कर सकते हैं “..? लाइट क़ी दुकान वाले ने बोर्ड के नीचे लिखवाया .. “आपके दिमाग की बत्ती भले ही जले या ना जले,परंतु हमारा बल्ब ज़रूर जलेगा “.. ? चाय के होटल…
3 ways to catch tiger
newton: allow tiger to catch u & catch it Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch. Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger
Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents.
Phases of Married Life
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.