Blind Man

A drunken blind man walks into a bar and after conversing with the locals finally yells, “Hey, do you want to hear a really funny blonde joke?”

The gentleman beside him says to him in a hushed voice, “You might not want to tell that joke since everyone here IS blonde including that 250 pound wrestler on the other side of you and the 225 pound black belt bouncer who’s staring at you nastily. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?”

“Nah,” says the blind guy, “not if I’m going to have to explain it twice.”