June 2014

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Boyfriend…

SANTA : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : koi badi cheez bata. 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de. :):) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: ‘Naam bol?’ Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir… Police: Naam Bol … … … … Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do…dobara nahi hoga Police: Naam bol Ladka: “Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami” Police (book band karke): “Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!” 😀 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone,…

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body

Phool wala: Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen.. Admi: Meri koi girl frnd nahi… Phool wala: Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen.. Admi: Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi.. Phool wala: Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen… Admi: Meri koi biwi bhi nahi.. Phool wala: Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf…

FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury. . . . . . . Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

Santa got his promotion and becomes an officer in Punjab Government, to keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, “Why are you outstanding! Please income.”…

Bacha to his mom: Mumma mai kaise paida hua?? Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar rakh di,kuch din baad usme se tum muje mile. Bache ne aisa hi kia… Jab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha… Bacha(Gusse se):Dil to klta h k tujhe goli mar du..pal kya klu..aulaad…

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)…. “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled…. isn’t she adorable?”. Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.” . . . . Father: “I was talking about the nurse.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour …?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…