June 2014

Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn’t end here).:D Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai. Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.:O 😛 The joke doesn’t end here either..:D Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai. Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai. Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap…

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar program shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrimonial needs…

Santa: I haven’t slept all night in the train. Friend: Why? Santa: Got upper berth. Friend: Why didn’t u exchange? Santa: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Boss: Where were you born ? Santa: Oye punjab. Boss: Which part? Santa: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.SANTA – TAMATAR KHAOBikari – roti dedoSanta – TAMATAR KHAOBikari -lao tamatar hi doSanta ki Mumy – ye totla h,keh rha h,KAMAKAR khao. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

2 seater helicopter Santa ke ghar ke paas me gira. Santa Banta aur uske saare rishtedaar rahat kaam me jut gaye aur 600 laashe bahar nikal laye Baad me pata chala Helicopter Qabristan me gira tha. =)) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo “She is kidding” Santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola. . . .itna asan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI .. ) ) ) >=) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha “Padhne wala Gadha” Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya! “Likhne wala Gadha” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Santa ke pass ek kauwa tha Wo bahut mulayam tha Toh usne apne kauwe ka naam kya rakha??? socho….. socho socho….. Microsoft (My+crow+soft) This is what we call technical message.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…