Santa Rocks!

This is ultimate–Yamraj to Santa: “Your time is over, tell your last wish”..Santa: “I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking to Salman’s wife at Sachin’s retirement party..!!” lolzz.. Download cool apps from coolindianapps C’est pour cette raison qu’elle ou peut on acheter du viagra est devenu viagra achat en ligne belgique l’un des meilleurs produits…

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Business Name

Banta: Santa Yaar I am starting a Condom manufacturing business. Koi naam suggest kar jo hit ho jaye. Santa: Yaar call your condoms ‘Dipper’. Tereko publicity nahi karni padegi. Sab trucks ke peeche likha rehta hai ‘Use Dipper at Night’. Oye Balle! Balle! Download cool apps from coolindianapps Vous devez d

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Santa’s son

Santa gifted his son a gun on his wedding night. And said shoot in the air if ur wife is a virgin, and shoot her if she is not a virgin” Son fires in the air on the 1st night and Shoots her on the 2nd night. Santa’s son is even smarter than Santa Quant…

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Banta Rocks!

Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land? Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer that he immediately threw his hand in the air and yelled: AIRHOSTESS!!! Download cool apps from coolindianapps De plus, les gens envieux sont naturellement paresseux, il leur est…

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Punjabi by Nature

Grahak Ne Hotel k Punjabi Manager Se Complaint Ki, “Kitni gandi service hai, Mujhe 1 ghante se pani tk nahin mila.” Punjabi Managr Ne Uske Samne He Waitr Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha- “Saab ik Ghante To Kutte Vaangu Bhonk Rahe Ne, Je Tuhada Ehi Haal Reha Ta Dubara Kehra Kanjar Saade Hotal Ch Guu khan…

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Sardar Rocks!

5 sindhi and 5 sardar are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI): ————————————– 5 sardar buy only 1 ticket, and 5 sindhi buy 5 tickets. Sindhi are desperately waiting for TC to come….. When TC arrives, all…

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Ganpati bappa morya

Height of guessing an answer…… Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya. Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya.. Download cool apps from coolindianapps Et a mesure que le nombre de cigarettes augmente, faire ainsi vente propecia les problemes sexuels, meme dans les jeunes hommes en bonne propecia en ligne sante. Cet episode…

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CID Rocks

Ek bar rajnikant ek khatarnak, aag ugalte hue jwalamukhi pe tandoori roti sekne gaya….. Lekin waha pe CID ki team pehle hi papad sek rahi thi..! 😛 :P:P Bhot ho gayi rajni ki tareef….CID rocks     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

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Rockstar Daya

ACP: Daya, kya khuni ke finger print match huye ? ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: To khuni naukar ramlal hai ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: ? ? … :o..!! Arey abhijeet ye daya ko kya ho gaya ? ? Abhijeet: Sir, Daya ne ROCKSTAR ka first day first show dekh liya…!…

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CID crime scene

LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha! DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha?? LADY: Ha Rahul mere bhai tha ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha? Lady: Ha sir…wo mera bhai tha… Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab… Tum rahul ki behen ho..:O Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai…..:-D 😀     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com…

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