Facebook Status…

Girls status on Facebook : “I AM SAD”Comments:1. Haww! kya hua?2. hey…everything ok????3. should i call?4. Hey don’t be sad ,tell me what happened?5. Everything gonna be ok baby,chill Boys Status on fb-“I am sad”Comments :1. Rote Hi rahiyo zindagi bhar2. Kya Hua Kaminey?3. Saala Dukhi Aatma4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri kutte5. Achha hai aise…

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A civilized fight between husband

A civilized fight between husband & wife… WIFE: Twinkle Twinkle little star U should know what U are And once U know what U are Then the Mental hospital is’nt so far HUS: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on…

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News headlines of 2060

Indian newspaper headlines in 2060: Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high cholestrol due to too much biryani. Golmaal part 27 is released,Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act. Sharad Pawar owns half the world.Facebook is declared a country…. … Raja’s son is arrested for 16G scam.Girl in Delhi travels 50 feet…

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80, 90 pure 100…

Academic Boyfriend to his GF – Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nahi diya ,GF(:Blush:) – What??..BF – Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100..170 hone chahiye naa!! 😉 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

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Height of Imagination

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Santa: Yes, Sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Santa: Imaginary…

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Most Dangerous Alphabet

What is the most Dangerous alphabet.? . . . . . . W Because all worries startwith W Who? Why? What? When? Which? where? War, Weapon, Wine, And the most dangerous . . . . . . . Woman..:) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs…

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In Santa’s wife birthday

In Santa’s wife birthday… Dost-yaar aaj bhabhi ka birthday hai unhe sab ke saamne unke lips par kiss kar de, wo bura nahi maanegiSanta-thik hai aaj mai sabke saamne usko kiss karke hi rahunga or wo apni wife ke paas gaya.But santa ko kiss karna nahi aata tha, toh usne apne dost ko bola pehle…

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God ki Aawaz

Santa TRAIN me chadne laga akashwani hui:“Isme mat chadYae patri se utar jayegi” PLANE me chadne laga aawaj aayi“Ye crash ho jayega” BUS me aawaj aayi“Ye khai me gir jayegi” Santa gusse se-“Kaun hai?”Aawaz-“GOD “Santa-“Shadi k waqt GHODI chad raha tha,Tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?:(“… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android,…

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Recent Facebook Status…

Girl’s FB Status –Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?Comments:— Awwwww..muah..??Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..;-)You went without me ?? Wow! I also wanna experience itonce..! 🙂 ?…. Boy’s FB Status – Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. 🙂Comments:— Haan toh saale usme hum kya karein…

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Sada Haq…

Teacher- Homework kyu nahi kia ?Student- Sir, fever tha.Teacher- Beta sach batao mein kuch nahi kahunga.Student- Sir TV dekh raha tha aur mood nahi tha. . .Teacher- slaps batameez aise muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?aise kaise TV dekh raha tha. . . . .niyam ke mutabik pehle homework karna chahiye tha. Student:-kyu sach ka…

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