2014

A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,that was:-KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No mom. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college. Son:1. All students hate me.2. The whole staff hates me. Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college….

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend… Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha… Engineer’s Girlfriend : “Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna” 😀 😛 Sponsored By:…

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women………………And nobody knows them. 😀 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. Et nous…

school vs College * *School: Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale !! College: Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa 🙂 *School: Class mein enter hone se pehly: Ma’am may i come in? College: Bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga k class se bahar !! *School: Bag mein har subject ki books !! College: Yaar…

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?….It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

1 student tha diwana sa, 1 subject pe wo marta tha, books uthakar chasma lagakar library se guzarta tha, kuch padhna tha shayad usko jaane kisse darta tha. Jab bhi milta tha mujhe puchha karta tha “ye pass kaise hota hai yaar, ye pass kaise hota hai ???” aur main sirf itna keh pata tha…

Cricketers mindset: “DO Vs DIE” .. Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die. Tendulkar: do that will never die… Laxman: Do when everyone else die.Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)…. Dhoni: Do everything before luck die. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and…

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning …. put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…