2014

Santa in computer ExamExaminer”What is Microsoft Excel?” Santa:”It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 App for MatchMaking& Matrmonialof Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world, Joining, browsing, contacting all…

Santa sharab pi kar Scooter se ek Arthi Se takra Gaya. Dead body gir Gayi Log Sante ko Pitne lage. Santa -Jo Gira hai vo to kuch bol nahi raha tum Jyada DON ho kya .. 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body

Santa Banta dono Bhai same class me the Madam : Tum dono ne father’s name alag kyu likha ? Both : Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal Maarli,Isliye. :):) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Banta was in love and wanted to attract a young girl and went to get Santa

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Question they — 1. China kis Desh me hai ? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai…

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodhi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial…

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?………Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boy – Aunty Santa ghar pe hai? Aunty – Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya hai.Maggi Kha rha hai.Tujhe bhukh lagi hai kya? Boy – Haan Aunty – To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..!!!:p Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…