Can u be the moon?
Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?… Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! …..Husband: Great! then
2015
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Santa to Pilot
Santa flight me pilot ka headphone chheen raha tha….Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?….Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Height of jordar naseeb
Height of jordar naseebMy neighbor’s wife texted me, ‘I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean…?I replied : ‘I don’t know, Love You, Talk To You Later !She replied : ‘ No problem. I’ll ask you later… Love you too… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
Job in Times of India
Girl: Tum kya karte ho ?Boy: Times of India me job karta tha lekin abhi chhodh diaGirl: Kyu?Boy: Aisi thandi me kaun jaldi uth k paper dene jaega ?.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Idea Internet Network
Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya….Idea Internet Network (IIN) se main bhi banana sikh gaya….Father: Kya? Drone banana..?Son: Nahi, bewkuf banana.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Husband wakens WIfe
At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.He wakens his wife.Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???Surprised wife checks her mobile.Wife (double angrily): heyyy… use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Husband asks wife
Husband: Jab mai tum pe chillata hu tab tum apna gussa kispe nikalti ho ??..Wife: toilet saaf karke..Husband: Hahahaha ,bewkoof aurat vo kaise?.Wife: Toilet aapke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Actors Competition
SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai…John :- 1000 log…Hrithik :- 5000 log……..Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Bhakt to Swami Ji
Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo.. Gori ho,Lambi ho,Sundar ho,Inteligent ho,Pati ko samjhe Aurkabhi jhagda na kare?Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Husband said to Wife
Husband : mujheneend nahi aa rahi haiWife : jao jaakarbartan saaf kar doHusband : neend mebol raha hun pagli… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/